Metallica Song Dedications For Rabbitoh Players

Damage Inc.  – Greg Inglis

Overkill – Adam Reynolds

Blitzkrieg – Michael Crocker

My World – Greg Inglis

Battery – Ben Lowe

King Nothing – John Sutton

Wherever I May Roam – Greg Inglis

Crash Course in Brain Surgery – Sam Burgess

Bad Seed – Isaac Luke

Motor Breath – Chris McQueen

Fixxxer – Greg Inglis

Don’t Tread on Me – Nathan Merritt

Master of Puppets – Greg Inglis

Anesthesia (Pulling Teeth) – Eddie Pettybourne

So What – Shaune Corrigan

The Frayed Ends of Sanity – Roy Asotasi

Nothing Else Matters – Greg Inglis

Aint My Bitch – Luke Burgess

Whiplash – Nathan Peats

All Within My Hands – Greg Inglis

Invisible Kid - Andrew Everingham

Carpe Diem Baby – Dylan Farrell

Better Than You – Greg Inglis

Trapped Under Ice  - Jason Clark

Leper Messiah – David Tyrrel

Human – Justin Hunt

Some Kind of Monster – Dave Taylor

Die. Die My Darling - Greg Inglis

Hero(es) of the Day – Josh Dugan, Sandor Earl, Joel Thompson, Blake Feguson, Reece Robinson, Josh McCrone, Sam Williams, David Shillington, Glenn Buttriss, Dane Tilse, Josh Papalii, Joe Picker, Shaun Fensom, Shaun Berrigan, Jack Wighton, Mark Nicholls, Tom Learoyd-Lars, Jarrad Kennedy, Travis Waddell.

Welcome Home (Sanitarium) – Greg Inglis

Fade To Black – Greg Inglis.

Mark Geyer is Great.

Mark Geyer rode a bull the other day. I don’t know why. He said “I’m 43 with five kids, I don’t need this” but then he did it anyway. First he rode a smaller bull called Ginger, but then he climbed aboard the ominously named Chainsaw Massacre. “They say it is the toughest eight seconds in world sport. I experienced two seconds and I have to agree. I came straight home to bed – after buying two longnecks on the way.”

James Metallica Hetfield is releasing his own line of fashionable eyewear. He says it is “built to look faster than a speeding riff and to handle the life of a road dog like me”. I think MG should be doing something like this too, I would buy MG merch. Who wouldn’t? He was some player. He was big boned and short tempered; a strange and dangerous individual who on no account should have been approached.

Then he married one of Brandy Alexander’s sisters. In today’s terms, this would be like Benji Marshall marrying Robbie Farah’s sister. Awesome, in other words.

Sister Alexander and Geyer babies – five of them – all given bogan names furnished with extra vowels and probably even some apostrophes too. I love it. Inter-team breeding should be encouraged. Players who cooperate should be awarded with cash and boat bonuses. Dynasties are sort of a thing of the past but they should be promoted as the way forward. It starts here.

Postscript:  At the very start of the season Mark Geyer picked the Bulldogs as the team to win the competition. I laughed, the people on the panel with him laughed, we all laughed. Well. Jesus Christ. The man is the Nostradamus of Penrith.